- Go buy a turkey, salt, pepper, bacon and a bottle of good whiskey
- Take a drink of whiskey, spice the turkey and cover it with bacon
- Put turkey in the oven
- Drink a toast to the turkey. Or two
- See how the turkey is getting on
- Turn oven on
- Take 2 more whiskeys
- Set the degree at 400 ovens to speed things up a bit
- Take a fewwwhisks of drinkey while waiting
- After half annhour, take shordest way to oven; mind adges annd furnature
- Turk da bastey but dontcha burn fingers
- Empty bottle of whissey an get newone
- Sticka turky in the therrrmometer; in any of the two
- Glass yerself a pour uf whiskey or ssso...
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Gofer a peee all ten minutes; donforget to refill wiwhissky
- Iffphossible, crawl tooooven
- Take oven outtathe turkey
- Havvanodder ssipp an dry gain ter getta beassstout
- Floor theturkey up off of tha pick
- Turk the carvey onna bladder budontcha grease onda slippy floor
- Getyarselfnother scottle obotch
- Tet the sable ann pour yerself a glass ov turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out
(taken from :Moira Hawthorne
Happy Thanksgiving








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Warm regards,
Miqe
You're young, but learning how to take criticism now will most definitely help you later in life. Your boss will not care about your "feelings", I guarantee it.
And you shouldn't trust a faceless person on the internet after only speaking with them once through what is essentially a text message, you're setting yourself up for some great disappointment if you do this with everyone.
Now then, your illustrations are cute, but I feel you should push yourself further with them before they all become the same picture. I have become well aware of this myself as of late and have been pushing myself to draw differently then I ever have. I have gone back to basics and am working up from the beginning because I noticed how a lot of my drawings looked essentially the same (from a perspective, as well as a developmental, point of view).
Try keeping a sketchbook with you if you really want to push yourself and improve. I have made it a mission to draw daily. Not everything has to be a complete illustration nor does everything need to come out as a masterpiece. I spent an hour yesterday just drawing squiggles just to loosen up.
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