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Turkey Recipe

Sun Nov 22, 2009, 7:08 PM
Recipe for turkey with whiskey

- Go buy a turkey, salt, pepper, bacon and a bottle of good whiskey
- Take a drink of whiskey, spice the turkey and cover it with bacon
- Put turkey in the oven
- Drink a toast to the turkey. Or two
- See how the turkey is getting on
- Turn oven on
- Take 2 more whiskeys
- Set the degree at 400 ovens to speed things up a bit
- Take a fewwwhisks of drinkey while waiting
- After half annhour, take shordest way to oven; mind adges annd furnature
- Turk da bastey but dontcha burn fingers
- Empty bottle of whissey an get newone
- Sticka turky in the therrrmometer; in any of the two
- Glass yerself a pour uf whiskey or ssso...
- Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
- Gofer a peee all ten minutes; donforget to refill wi’whissky
- Iffphossible, crawl tooooven
- Take oven outtathe turkey
- Havvanodder ssipp an dry ‘gain ter getta beassstout
- Floor theturkey up off of tha pick
- Turk the carvey onna bladder bu’dontcha grease onda slippy floor
- Getyarself‘nother scottle o’botch
- Tet the sable ann pour yerself a glass ov turkey
- Bless the saying, pass and eat out

(taken from :Moira Hawthorne:)

Happy Thanksgiving

  • Mood: Neutral
  • Watching: cartoons
  • Playing: With my fishes
  • Eating: Pasta with sausage in yummy cream sauce
  • Drinking: Whiskey

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Comments


:iconjflaxman:
Thank you so much for the fave!
:icontalkris:
Your work is truly beautiful.
:iconephemerals:
Thank you for the favorite! :aww:
:icontalkris:
You're very welcome ^_^
:iconmiqemorbid:
Thanks for the fav! Great looking Tegu, by the way.

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Warm regards,
Miqe
:iconashketchum19:
Talkris, could I trust you not to turn on me and say bad stuff about my art?
:icontalkris:
I am an artist, and I am willing to offer my experience and knowledge if so desire. Now I do not know what your definition of "bad stuff" is but I will not become a "yes man" to you so your ego can be boosted.However, I will critique you work if you like.

You're young, but learning how to take criticism now will most definitely help you later in life. Your boss will not care about your "feelings", I guarantee it.

And you shouldn't trust a faceless person on the internet after only speaking with them once through what is essentially a text message, you're setting yourself up for some great disappointment if you do this with everyone.

Now then, your illustrations are cute, but I feel you should push yourself further with them before they all become the same picture. I have become well aware of this myself as of late and have been pushing myself to draw differently then I ever have. I have gone back to basics and am working up from the beginning because I noticed how a lot of my drawings looked essentially the same (from a perspective, as well as a developmental, point of view).

Try keeping a sketchbook with you if you really want to push yourself and improve. I have made it a mission to draw daily. Not everything has to be a complete illustration nor does everything need to come out as a masterpiece. I spent an hour yesterday just drawing squiggles just to loosen up.
:iconashketchum19:
that's exactly true about everything. Thank you very much Talkris.

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